Hi from Barney Central! I hope you enjoy this song and when you listen to it, imagine hearing it All. Day. Long.
I have now been to Target 5 times in the last 24 hours, buying and returning every shade of red curtain in the damn store. I am back where I started, only my gas tank is depleted. Why can't someone make some un-tacky, un-90s looking window treatments that can be purchased in a big box store for cheap? Is it that hard? Hmmmm...maybe I should look at the more gold-toned curtains......(Oh LORDY I cannot go back to the curtain aisle at Target again! I will be spotted and people will post my picture on the Internet and call me Crazy Curtain Lady. She comes in here, like, 4 times a day to look at curtains!)