Well....this laid back thing isn't working so well for me. The house is basically in complete squalor and I haven't gotten a thing done to get ready for our Mad Dash 2008. John came home from work yesterday to find me, slumped on the couch, with my shirt pulled up over my belly, pants undone, dress up shoes and toys strewn from the front door to the back, my dirty diapered child clambering her rashy self all over me, with caked-on chocolate on her mouth and Cinderella II playing on the DVD player for the ninth time. I believe "dismay" could accurately describe his reaction. "What did you do today?" he asked me. I answered, "You're looking at it. And I'm too overwhelmed to cook dinner."
So, it has come to this.