Monday, December 15, 2008

Bitches

Rebecca was holding a dictionary and pretending to read a story to John and my mom. She was going on and on about various princesses. She was talking about one of them when she said, "She's a bitch." John said, "You mean a witch?" And she said, "No, a BITCH!"

She doesn't know what it means, because the next day I was showing her quarters, dimes, nickles and pennies. I handed her a coin and asked her which one it was and she said, "This one is a BITCH!"

Guess it has finally come time for us to tone down our cursing ways. Damn.

12 comments:

bevo said...

You could define it as a female dog. That would confuse things.

Natalie said...

Katie, you could whisper it ever ever so slighly under your breath, you could mouth it, and I swear she would hear it. These kids are amazing.

Liv recently said the following:

"Great (gets from me), I have dog shit (Matt) on my shoes."

The Smith's said...

I AM IN STICHES HERE. Stiches!!

Laura said...

Shit!

Joel and Angela said...

that is too funny!!! Katheryb has given the bird before...that one is hard to explain

Tracy said...

Damn, damn, damn. Wait just a few short years. We can't even spell anymore without getting busted out.
WTH?

Lysandra said...

Hahahah!

sgtsharp said...

Thats too effen funny. LMAO!!

molly said...

Hilarious!!!!

susan said...

Ok...next time I'll watch my mouth when I'm on the phone with her...

BTW--I was poking around on your links of people you wise you knew, and it occurred to me that the word "blog" is really no different than "smurf". Everyone's all like "Hey I'm a blogger, read my blog. I'm going to go blog on my blog 'cause I'm a blogger". Seriously, your blogging buddies might need to start watching their mouths!

Andrea and Ben said...

Bitches, now that is something I can get on board with!!!

Jen said...

Hahaha! Shayne told me about this post when we were at the Grand Canyon, and it's hysterical to read the whole story!