Why does the grocery store think it is such a fabulous idea to have cookie decorating, face painting and Easter egg hunting on the SATURDAY before a major holiday? Why? The place is already completely jammed and then they want to close down certain aisles for these activities? WTF?
Why do parents put themselves through the agony of standing in a long-ass line at the mall with their kids all dressed up to sit in a giant bunny's lap? I mean, a LONG line. Kids are screaming. Mothers are pissed off. The "bunny" is a giant, terrifying looking FREAKY tall bunny. WTF?
Why do the baby food makers package their wares (even organic ones) in one of the dangerous BPA-containing plastics (number 7)? Why are there only about four choices in glass jars? WTF?
(On a related note: why am I too lazy to make my own babyfood for the second baby? Or even to feed baby anything other than the same two things over and over?)
If I could eat anything right this minute, it would be a giant plate of chicken wings with bleu cheese dressing and celery and a margarita, on the rocks, with salt.
2 days ago