This is how my brain functions, but my favorite blogger writes it down with perfection. She captures the essence of Parental Craziness.
This might be one of the best sentences ever written:
"For all those sentiments about Jebus never giving you more than you can handle, I say: bullshit. I’m pretty sure I was born with a finite amount of Deal With a Small Baby’s Inability to Sleep Through the Night Without Going Slap Out of Your Mind, and it is all gone, much like the spotless interior leather in the backseat of my car and the elasticity in my hooters."
Read the whole thing here: http://www.sundrymourning.com/2009/06/11/loves-company/
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