Then, when we get to the studio, the "photographer" is some punk who has no way with children whatsoever (why would they put him in a primarily kids' photography studio?) and gives up after taking about 15 photos. Here is what the guy must have been thinking:
Ahhh. A group shot. Let's see. Everyone's eyes are open! Great! We're done here.
I told the girl to smile and she did. Click. Good. Done. Next?Gee. I think I'll place this child on a giant black set of steps and then not zoom in at all.
And, I think I'll stop after only two photos in this pose. Because they are turning out so well.
Next, I think I'll pose people in the dumbest pose and then take a couple photos, never telling the people that they look ridiculous.