Friday, November 21, 2008
The Surefire Way to Piss Me Off
If you are a (near) three-year old and you really, reeeeeally want to get under my skin, here is what you do. Stay awake in your bed at night until close to 9 p.m. and then wake up at 5 a.m. Then, don't nap. Sit in your bed and play loudly and shriek and squeal. Then, after being told it is time to stop playing and go to sleep, violently kick me and then cry and scream. Man, I love it when that happens. Especially when it happens for about FIVE DAYS in a row. Really, she has been jacked up ever since we went of Daylight Savings Time. Whoever invented this changing the clocks thing obviously didn't have small children. Ironically, Andrew is just snoozing away right now. AND I AM NOT. This is NOT right.