Sunday, March 15, 2009

Math

For every additional kid, the statistical chance of getting a good photograph decreases by 10 orders of magnitude. At least.


And, when the family is actually assembled, bathed, clothed and willing to pose for photos, it will be out of focus, my hair will be weird, my blush will be shiny, my face will be two shades whiter than mayonnaise, my baby will look terrified, and my husband will be grabbing my ass region.

9 comments:

Grammy Bonnie said...

But charming anyhow!

The Quinn Report said...

PERFECT!!

Angie said...

I'm hoping that this refusing to cooperate stage will end soon for Ashlyn, and the photos will be much better. At which time, Christopher will enter the uncooperative stage.

Bevo said...

You guys are adorable. Are you starting early for Christmas photos?

Grammy Bonnie said...

You forgot the part about having Mark do jumping jacks behind the camera!

Jen said...

HAHAHA! That is so totally true. It is nearly IMPOSSIBLE to get a good photo with children, especially when there is more than one.

Swistle said...

I laughed more and more with every photo. The last one will seem great to you LATER, as will all the funny outtakes.

sgtsharp said...

Cute pictures!!
I guess Im not the only husband grabbing his wife rear.

lisa said...

ahh, touche. Made me laugh!